After Effects of the New Director

[Achiel]

As much as this isn't roleplaying, but it somewhat is. This is Achiel's, Ravor's and somewhat Mimi's boredom.

This is the After Effects of the New Director. And we will continue doing it whenever we get bored/want to. Rofl.
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10/12/2007:
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Niggers, all of you are amazonian niggers! GO DIE.
<@Achiel> <Amazon> Who is that crackah?
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Hey you **** ****** director, are you **** leaving me in the **** god damn dark
(#*&$(*#&$(Censored for mass cursing)*(#&$
<@Achiel> <Cichol> While you ****** didn't focus on us, I made Morrighan my *****!
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> :(
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Are we even important anymore?
<@Achiel> <Nao> Nope.
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> We're just hasbens now.
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> F**k.
<@Achiel> <Lugh> So, when am I gonna actually reveal who I really am?
<@Achiel> <Black Wizard> Never.
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Right...
<Melon-Pan~> <Tarlach> who the hell are you guys?
<Melon-Pan~> <Lugh> I'm the new hero
<@Achiel> <Lugh> I'm Mari/Nao's grandfather
<@Achiel> <Lugh> AKA the Dark Lord.
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> Ohhhh...
<@Achiel> <Nao> ...
<@Achiel> <Nao> That was you?
<Melon-Pan~> <Tarlach> well too bad the new director cut your parts
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Yeah, no ****.
<@Achiel> <Lugh> And yes, that was me, my own bow hurts me the most god damn it.
<Melon-Pan~> <Ruairi> would you like some cheesecake while you pout?
<@Achiel> <Nao> ^^;
<@Achiel> <Lugh> No you.
<@Achiel> <Black Wizard> Who's up for a game of Old Maid?
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Shut up, underling.
<Melon-Pan~> <Ruairi> you have insulted my cooking
<Melon-Pan~> <Ruairi> I challenge you to a duel
<@Achiel> <Black Wizard> yesss massa...
<Melon-Pan~> <Lugh> I accept but first let me get drunk
<Melon-Pan~> <Lugh> I shall show you my Welsh style drunken fist
<@Achiel> <Mores> Why am I still alive?
<@Achiel> <Shiela> Why am I still a ghost?
<@Achiel> <Mores> I dunno.
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> Yo, sensei
<@Achiel> <Mores> Ah, Tarlach, my favorite student.
<@Achiel> <Mores> How ha---
<@Achiel> * Mores gets a heart attack and dies
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> ....
<@Achiel> <Nao> There goes father again. = =;
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Great, now my son died..
<@Achiel> <Lugh> :((((

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<Melon-Pan~> <producer of int version> wtf is this
<@Achiel> <Lugh> F**k, I just lost my pants.
<Melon-Pan~> <producer> the profits start to declie
<Melon-Pan~> <producer> after the 4th generation
<Melon-Pan~> <producer> I'm not producing this ****
<@Achiel> <Programmer D> Mooooo..
<@Achiel> <Programmer A> GENIOUS!
<Melon-Pan~> <Hobo> you guys best come room with me now
<Melon-Pan~> <Hobo> I have a quality dumpster
<@Achiel> <Old Director> What the **** happened here?
<@Achiel> <Old Director> I forced myself out of Zera and forced myself back here.
<Melon-Pan~> <old director
<@Achiel> <Old Director> What the **** did you do damn it!?
<@Achiel> <New Director> :)
<Melon-Pan~> old director> burnnnnnnn mmmmmmyyyyyy ooolllldddd jooobbbbb
<@Achiel> <New Director> As per new contract, you my bish now.
<@Achiel> <Old Director> .... you have GOT to be shitting me.
<Melon-Pan~> <old director> yo niggas be getsing this **** cuz yo be firing me, now aint that dope
<@Achiel> Meanwhile...
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Ugh... massive hang over.
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Granddaughter... where's the **** medicine?
<@Achiel> <Nao> = =;
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> no tiem
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> I'm out of money
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Fawk.
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> now I do porn shots for simple house
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Give me a copy later will ya'?
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> Hmmmmm...
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Me too!
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> a fawking would cost you 1000 gash
<@Achiel> <Lugh> F**k.
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> I'll add in a bj for anothe 500
<@Achiel> <Shiela> This is ridiculous, am I the only sane one?
<@Achiel> <Mores's Ghost> Yes honey
<@Achiel> <Shiela> .... I thought I was suppose to be the only ghost
<@Achiel> <Mores's Ghost> not no more.
<@Achiel> <Shiela> Hummm..
<@Achiel> <Price> Well this sucks.
<@Achiel> <Price> Now I'm a hasben too.

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<@Achiel> <Cichol> We've lost contact with the Old Director.
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> F**k.
<@Achiel> * Morrighan grabs one of Cichol's wings
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Just f**k!
<@Achiel> * Morrighan rips it off, throws it on the ground, and stomps on it
<@Achiel> <Cichol> OW GOD THAT F**KING HURT DAMN!
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Damn it, welfare isn't gonna cover this!
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> excuse me are you Cichol
<@Achiel> <Cichol> yes, why?
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> would you be interested in doing a few gay porn shots?
<@Achiel> <Cichol> ....
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> the pay is pretty good
<@Achiel> <Cichol> How good is pretty good?
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> and your partner would be someone very familar
<@Achiel> <Cichol> **** it, I need the money.
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> lets say 1w per day?
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Who's my partner?
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> oh baby
<@Achiel> <Cichol> OH GOD NO!
<@Achiel> * Cichol teleports away
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> *calls on cellphone
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> I'm afraid you had already signed the contract
<@Achiel> <Cichol> I signed nothing!
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> we will began the filming tomorrow 8 am sharp
<@Achiel> <Cichol> And if I don't **** come?
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> you sure you don't want this cash, waves around 100w
<@Achiel> <Cichol> ...
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> 10 eps shots
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Okay.
<Melon-Pan~> <some guy> and this is yours
<@Achiel> * Cichol was plotting to blow their heads off with his magic
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> oh honey lets make this passionate
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Too bad niggers
<@Achiel> * Cichol tries to use his explosive magic
<@Achiel> * Cichol explodes the whole studio and runs off with the 100w cheque
<@Achiel> <Cichol> ...
<@Achiel> <Cichol> **** it's a fake!
<Melon-Pan~> *simon appears out of nowhere
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> you know you're explosive powers are inert against my gay juice
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> now lets get some of my gay juice on you *horny look*
<@Achiel> <Cichol> NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<@Achiel> Meanwhile..
<@Achiel> <Lugh> KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE YOU FAGS!
<@Achiel> * Lugh throws empty beer bottles at them
<Melon-Pan~> <Cichol> rappppppppeeeee!!!!
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> You know I like it when you play hard to get
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Let's see, my brother is dead...
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> ...
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Oh right.
<@Achiel> * Ruairi claims the life insurance money
<Melon-Pan~> <Mari> *hiccup* what's all this then
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Rich as hell!
<@Achiel> <Nao> What the?
<Melon-Pan~> <Mari> *hiccup* I had too much beer
<@Achiel> <Nao> I see me.
<@Achiel> <Nao> The young flat chested me.
<Melon-Pan~> <Mari> LOLI TIME! *takes off clothing*
<@Achiel> <Nao> Come to think of it, how did I get these huge melons?
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao>....
<Melon-Pan~> <Mari> *runs around shouting, " LOLI TIME"*
<@Achiel> <Krystell> So I'm a hasben too eh?
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> *puts hand on face*
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> You still can't see me for I am a druid.
<@Achiel> <Krystell> But you're hear right no---
<@Achiel> * Tarlach turns into a bear as the sun rises
<@Achiel> <Krystell> ....
<@Achiel> * Tarlach the bear walks away back to his platform in Tir Choinall snow fields
<@Achiel> <Krystell> Damn it, Tarlach.
<Melon-Pan~> <Player> look a bear
<Melon-Pan~> <player2> lets kill it
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (NO YOU!)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player3> yeah might drop something rare
<Melon-Pan~> <Player1> did that bear just say something
<@Achiel> * Tarlach runs back into the portal where the unserviced players can't get through
<Melon-Pan~> <Player2> you idiot bears can't talk
<@Achiel> <Player3> It's running away
<Melon-Pan~> <Player> the bear is disappearing
<@Achiel> * Duncan suddenly wakes up
<Melon-Pan~> <Player4> lucky we just bought service yesterday
<@Achiel> <Duncan> OH GOD.
<Melon-Pan~> <Player1> lets go
<@Achiel> <Duncan> DevCat!
<@Achiel> <Duncan> I just had this horrible dream.
<@Achiel> <Duncan> Only I wasn't in it!
<@Achiel> <DevCat> Meow?
<@Achiel> <Duncan> ....
<@Achiel> <Duncan> Right.. back to sleep
<@Achiel> * Duncan falls back asleep
<@Achiel> <DevCat> Meeeeeow~~~
<@Achiel> * DevCat walks outside and looks at the fat blue bird
<Melon-Pan~> <New Director> I don't like this cat
<@Achiel> <DevCat> [WHAT'S UP MY NIGGA!]
<Melon-Pan~> <New Director> I wonder what happens if I delete it
<@Achiel> <Blue Bird> [NO YOU!]
<@Achiel> <DevCat> Meow~?
<Melon-Pan~> <New Director> *deletes cat*
<@Achiel> Thus.
<Melon-Pan~> *Mabinogi implodes
<@Achiel> The world of Erinn has ended.
<@Achiel> Today, marks the end of Erinn./
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> it's the End of Erinn
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> I better do some porn shots
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Me too
<@Achiel> <Lorna> Same here!
<@Achiel> <Pan> ...
<@Achiel> <Pan> I'll watch. :D
<Melon-Pan~> <Mari> LOLI!!!!TIME!!!!!!
<@Achiel> * Lorna kicks Pan three hundred miles south
<@Achiel> <Pan> *(#$&(#*$&#(*$&
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> *in an old English accent* hello chaps
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> I'm here to visit my cousin
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> where is good o' Pan
<@Achiel> * Lorna kicks Panath three hundred miles south
<@Achiel> <Lorna> We know it's you Pan!
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> bloody #@$@$#^$%$&%^*%
<@Achiel> <Pan> Yo cousin.
<@Achiel> * Pan is stuck in a wooden gate
<@Achiel> <Pan> I see you met Lorna.
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> who's that violent o' girl?
<@Achiel> <Pan> Lorna.
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> bloody strong she is
<@Achiel> <Pan> I know.
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> would you like some tea?
<@Achiel> <Pan> I would, but we're both quite stuck.
<Melon-Pan~> *panath takes out his English tea set*
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> ah! but tis tea time
<@Achiel> * Pan looks at Panath stuck in a brick wall
<@Achiel> <Pan> So you say...
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> you cannot tell an Englishmen to pass up his tea time, eh chap
<Melon-Pan~> <Pan> you're a sheep
<Melon-Pan~> <Pan> You can't even hold up a tea cup
<@Achiel> <Pan> Plus, we're both stuck.
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> right o' good show
<@Miminini> what
<@Miminini> i'll eat you both
<@Achiel> <Pan> Oh god, she's coming!
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> would you like some tea? Miss?
<@Achiel> * Pan struggles to escape from being stuck in the wooden gate
<@Miminini> after i consume you
<@Miminini> plus how the hell did you make tea
<@Achiel> <Pan> That's what I'd like to know.
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> with my magical tea making kit
<@Achiel> <Pan> ...
<@Miminini> what
<@Miminini> is it automated
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> it's specially customized for my hoof,
<@Achiel> <Pan> I'm not even gonna ask..
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> you know how I can never miss out on my tea time, eh chap
<@Miminini> why is a sheep talking
<@Miminini> are you also magical
<Melon-Pan~> <Pan> you're dreaming
<@Miminini> suddenly you dont seem fit for consumption'
<@Miminini> but your wool must be enchanted!
<@Miminini> die!
<@Achiel> <Pan> Ohhh god.
<@Achiel> That day, we never heard from Pan or Panath again.
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> I have gold plated wool fit for my taste
<Melon-Pan~> <Panath> Miss, it is quite painful if you light a flame under me
<@Achiel> * Pan gurgles

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<Melon-Pan~> <Pikaru> what'd I miss what'd I miss, can I cast lightning bolt on something?
<@Achiel> <Pikachu> Pikachu?
<Melon-Pan~> <Pikaru> *casts lightning bolt on Pikachu
<@Achiel> * Pikachu was unaffected
<@Achiel> * Pikachu electrifies Pikaru with a thunderbolt
<Melon-Pan~> <Pikaru> they never taught me this in the pvp arena

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<@Achiel> <Cichol> Female therapy girl, I need massive therapy...
<@Achiel> <Therapist> Okay, what's your problem?
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Wait... how much is this gonna cost me on welfare?
<Melon-Pan~> <Therapist> I'm sorry you're not covered on welfare
<@Achiel> <Cichol> ****, well hear me out anyway?
<Melon-Pan~> <Therapist> Oh by the way...
<@Achiel> <Cichol> What?
<Melon-Pan~> <Therapist> takes off wig
<@Achiel> <Cichol> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE!
<Melon-Pan~> <Therapist> it's me baby, it's Simon
<@Achiel> * Cichol runs away without moving his feet
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> you see the rapist
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> oh baby you know I love it when you play hard to get
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> There Cichol goes again.
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> As much as he wants to destroy humanity, I'll save him because I don't like Simon either...
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> how would you save him
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Hmmm, first we teleport him here.
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> his gay juice makes our powers inert
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Oh right.
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> He's f**ked then.
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> baby doll, do you want to wear the skirt or the dress
<Melon-Pan~> <Cichol> stop calling me that!
<@Achiel> <Cichol> I... oh wait, I can save myself!
<Melon-Pan~> <Cichol> and stop chasing me
<@Achiel> * Cichol uses his magic to vaporize himself
<@Achiel> * Cichol wakes up in the Soul Stream
<@Achiel> <Cichol> SALVATION AT LAST!
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> you can't use your magic remember
<@Achiel> <Cichol> One can dream.
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> I covered you in my gay juices
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> we will be together forever and ever
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Damn it, keep it down out there!
<@Achiel> * Lugh shoots Cichol with an arrow to the heart
<@Achiel> <Cichol> *(#&$(#*&
<@Achiel> * Cichol wakes up in the Soul Stream
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Is this really salvation?
<@Achiel> <Cichol> Or is my mind tricking me again?
<Melon-Pan~> <guy doing a documentry> hello, today I'm visiting the washed up cast of the old hit, Mabinogi
<@Achiel> <Price> Screw you!
<Melon-Pan~> <documentry> infront of you, you see the old overload Cichol
<@Achiel> * Cichol is in the fetal position sucking on his thumb
<Melon-Pan~> <documentry> he seems to be hilucinating from some drug
<@Achiel> * Cichol rocks back and forth while doing it
<Melon-Pan~> <documentry> next to him we have his new gay lover, Simon
<@Achiel> <Cichol> SAVE ME GOD DAMN IT!
<Melon-Pan~> <Cichol> I'm not gay!!! *goes back to dreaming
<Melon-Pan~> <documentry> so Simon, tell us about your relation with the former overload Cichol
<Melon-Pan~> <Simon> my babydoll is great, he gives me great sex everyday, oh baby
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary> there you have it
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary> the former dark lord now having gay sex daily with this guy
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Did someone say my name?
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary> back to you
<Melon-Pan~> <camera man> we dont consider you "important" enough
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Fawk.
<Melon-Pan~> <camera man> and no we didn't say your name
<@Achiel> <Lugh> Screw you too.
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (Still a bear...)
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (Is the moon up yet...?)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player1> there it is
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...Damn.)
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...OH ****)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player2> get ready guys
<Melon-Pan~> <Player3> lets kill it
<Melon-Pan~> <Player4> I'll magnum it
<@Achiel> * Krystell jumps in front of Tarlach in her Succubus outfit
<Melon-Pan~> <Player1> alright lets go
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (Krystell!?)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player2> come back
<Melon-Pan~> <Player3> a succubus
<@Achiel> <Krystell> You won't kill him! I'll **** kill you!
<Melon-Pan~> <Player4> good drops?
<Melon-Pan~> <Player1> maybe
<@Achiel> * Krystell charges up lightning
<Melon-Pan~> <Player2> better call in the rest of the guild
<Melon-Pan~> <Player3> how many people are on today?
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...You do know we're **** right?)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player4> I think 50
<@Achiel> <Krystell> Yes...very...
<Melon-Pan~> <Player1> Ok tell them we have a succubus here and we think it drops rare things
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...Why did you even wear your Succubus suit?)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player2> I think they'll all come
<@Achiel> <Krystell> Good question.
<@Achiel> * Krystell is still charging lightning
<Melon-Pan~> *mass players start to teleport in using house tickets
<Melon-Pan~> <Player38> hmm you're right theres a succubus
<@Achiel> <Tarlach and Krystell> ....Oh ****.
<Melon-Pan~> <Player47> so whats the plan
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (FIRE!)
<@Achiel> * Krystell fires the lightning at all of them
<Melon-Pan~> <Player21> we can just rush them
<Melon-Pan~> *lightning crits
<Melon-Pan~> <Player26> I seem to have deadlied
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...Are they all dead?)
<@Achiel> <Krystell> Ahh **** me...
<Melon-Pan~> <Player26> *uses a new enhanced guild feather
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (Damn it..)
<Melon-Pan~> <Player9> 3q
<@Achiel> <Nao> Shouldn't we go save them?
<Melon-Pan~> <Player37> QQ
<Melon-Pan~> <Morrighan> we help the players remember?
<@Achiel> <Rua> Hey, don't forget about me! I'm a hasben too.
<Melon-Pan~> <Morrighan> not the npc
<@Achiel> <Nao> ...But... they're our friends.
<Melon-Pan~> <Morrighan> you really wanna get fired?
<@Achiel> <Nao> No...
<Melon-Pan~> <Morrighan> then shut up and sit down
<@Achiel> <Nao> :(
<Melon-Pan~> <Player24> so what's the plan again?
<Melon-Pan~> <Player33> guild leader?
<Melon-Pan~> <Player50> screw it, lets just rush them
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy>
<@Achiel> * Krystell takes Tarlach and teleports away to Tir Na Nog
<Melon-Pan~> here we have the old hasbens Tarlach and Krystell
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> *stops the teleporation*
<@Achiel> <Krystell> What the ****? When did you get here---
<@Achiel> <Krystell> NOOOOO!
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (.... D: )
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> so
<@Achiel> <Krystell> You asshole!
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...Our salvation. )
<@Miminini> that entire guild as pvp on!
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> it seems these 2 have found new meanings
* @Miminini final hits.
<@Miminini> has*
<@Achiel> <Krystell> ... Who's that?
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> as monster wannabes
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...I dunno, but she's saving our asses)
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> Krystell do you have any comments on your failures?
<@Achiel> <Krystell> Go **** yourselves.
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> it appears Krystell has discovered the art of female orgasms
<@Achiel> <Krystell> ...What?
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> she can now "go **** herself"
<Melon-Pan~> <documentary guy> there you have it
<@Achiel> <Krystell> I meant, go die you assholes!
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (...This day has been shitty...)
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> Kyrstell and talach into self mastubation and bestary sex
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> and now back to you
<@Achiel> <Tarlach> (....What?)
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> I'm rich biiiaaaaatch!
<@Achiel> * Ruairi has a pimp hat on and a red wine robe
<@Achiel> * Ruairi then does the moonwalk, Michael Jackson style
<Melon-Pan~> I wish I could find that one simpsons episode with that documentary guy
<@Achiel> Rofl.
<Melon-Pan~> that's pretty much what I'm going for xD
<Melon-Pan~> we can write out a who comic section on this material...
<@Achiel> <Price> Ah, Ruairi, would you like to buy some of my wares?
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> What are you selling?
<Melon-Pan~> <Price> some annoying documentary guy
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> A what?
<Melon-Pan~> <Documentary guy> here we have Ruairi
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> as you may recall
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Who the hell are you people?
<@Achiel> <Price> ...This isn't in the script..
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> he was that brute useless guy in the series
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Who are you calling useless!?
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> lets see what he is doing now
<@Achiel> * Ruairi flexes in his red wine robe
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> hello Ruairi, you were pretty useless in the series, how what are you doing?
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> I'm not useless damn it! I'm the strongest man left.
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> Rich as hell too!
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> well there you have it
<@Achiel> <Price> Then buy some of my wares...
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> the useless guy still in deninal
<@Achiel> <Price> Are people ignoring me...?
<@Achiel> <Ruairi> What!?
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> back to you
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Nao.
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Someone's at the door who wants to interview us.
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Let them in?
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> NO!!!
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Ehhhhh~? Why?
<@Achiel> * Morrighan opens the door
<Melon-Pan~> <Nao> teleports away
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> ???
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> excuse me Miss hasben, is Nao availible?
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> She just teleported away.
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> And my name is Morrighan.
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> but you are still a hasben, or do you denine that?
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> No, but still, I have a name.
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> before you answer
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> just say yet
<Melon-Pan~> yes*
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> Umm, yes?
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> well there you have it
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> ...
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> Morrighan the has been has admitted to being a homeless hasben
<@Achiel> <Mari> Who's at the door Morrighan?
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> we believe she lives in a trashcan
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> What?
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> now back to you
<@Achiel> <Morrighan> This is MY house.
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> I'm afraid we couldn't find Nao
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> so we did a simulation
<@Achiel> * Nao watches TV in the Soul Stream
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> here we have a 300 lb bald guy with facial hair
<@Achiel> <Nao> ...
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> we believe this is what Nao looks like currently
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> let me interview her
<@Achiel> <Nao> That is not what I look like!
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> Nao so what are you doing now
<@Achiel> * Nao continues to watch the TV of the documentary in the Soul Stream where she is safe
<Melon-Pan~> <fatbaldguy> *snort* err..*reads off a script* I whore myself to
<@Achiel> <Nao> ...
<Melon-Pan~> <fatbaldguy> what does that say?
<Melon-Pan~> <fatbaldguy> oh *snort* ok
<Melon-Pan~> <fatbaldguy> I whore myself to hobos who have no money to afford pors...pros...prostitutes?
<@Achiel> <Nao> That's not true.
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> well there you have it
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> now an overweight bald person
<@Achiel> <Nao> I only whore myself to paying customers.
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> whoring herself
<@Achiel> <Nao> ...
<Melon-Pan~> <dguy> now back to you
<@Achiel> * Nao puts hand on face
<@Achiel> <Nao> There goes my perfect public image...
<@Achiel> * Nao changes the channel
<@Achiel> <Rua> Hey Price.
<@Achiel> <Price> Yeah?
<@Achiel> <Rua> Is it me or are we completely ignored?
<@Achiel> <Price> Pretty much.
<@Achiel> <Duncan> Owww my back..
<@Achiel> <Dougal> I still can't move very far without my Glasgavelen body..
<@Achiel> <Dougal> But I got up to here...
<@Achiel> <Price> Who the hell are you?
<@Achiel> <Duncan> Why do you look like a young me?
<@Achiel> <Black Wizard> Don't forget about me!
<@Achiel> <Duncan> Shut up nigga
<@Achiel> <Black Wizard> Yes mastaaaaa....
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